Marian Thorncraft cannot wait for her honeymoon until she finds out it's really a defunct mortuary! Graveside Manor, abandoned for years, is as cozy as a bat cave and as secluded as Grand Central Station. Especially since it is overrun by teenagers, a daffy policeman, a clumsy maid, a flirtatious editor and one escapee from the local asylum. Not to mention that floating spectre who keeps showing up at all the wrong times. Wise cracks haunt this fast paced farce and make it the perfect trick to treat your audiences to on Halloween.